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the Work at Home Moms
I work with so many affiliate Moms that have small kids, juggle a million things at once and still manage to get new sites built and campaigns optimized. I don’t know how they manage it all. I sure do admire them though!
This cartoon TOTALLY reminds […]

What would banner ads look like if they were all required to tell the honest truth? Check out all the contest entries for a good laugh. I actually think some of the runners up are funnier than the winner, but maybe I have a warped sense of humor.

Been meaning to share this for awhile now. Just gotta play it if you are into Web 2.0 or even the web in general - isn’t that ALL of us???

Oops I ELFed Shawn Collins. You gotta watch, it’s hysterical! Let’s call it the Affiliate Summit BOOGEY!

Remember that good ole Mamas and Papas song, Monday Monday? I juiced up the lyrics and made it a tribute to Cyber Monday. Sing it with me now, then spin around 3 times and pull on your right ear. I absolutely guarantee that if you do this little ritual, your Monday Holiday sales will increase. (Oh the power of positive thinking!)

Fun Video! What dance step is most appropriate for the Google Dance? Jig? 2 Step? Fox Trot? Happy Dance? Chicken Dance? Can’t believe no one suggested the Twist!

Have you been watching all the big online ad acquisitions and wondering why ValueClick has not been snapped up yet? Well you just gotta watch this crazy snarky video. It offers VCLK some “mad advice”.

Rich Jerk is reportedly selling his biz to avoid bankruptcy. Pretty funny considering yesterday I blogged about Mad Guru Disease. Predicted The terminally-infected Guru’s will die off, with shrinking lists and dried up streams of revenue

I work with so many affiliates that have small kids, juggle a million things at once and still manage to get everything done. This cartoon reminds me of some outsourced affiliate managers and affiliates I know…

Reality TV comes to the Web - the host isn’t Donald Trump! Do YOU want to be the Next Internet Millionaire? Are you an Apprentice Fan? You’ll love this! Prize 25K CASH and the chance to make millions…

Don’t ask me why, but salad is the power-affiliate food. I’ve been eating salad every day for years and look where I’m at. Come see my HUGE check…

Add These to Your Tool Belt (love this pic!) I ran into a few cool free Web 2.0 applications that could help affiliates or really any webmaster or online marketer more effectively manage their businesses.

Heres one affiliate program that has launched a whole series of sales videos with affiliate links embedded. Watch one below and see how viral it is. When people use the share button to pass the video along your affiliate id gets passed on too.

Here are a couple gems that webmasters and affiliates who obsess over their rankings should get a big kick out of… Some of the creative name dropping and link baiting may go over your head

I’ve been yukkin it up over at the MAD Magazine for the Blogosphere. I thought I’d show you this Protection Paranoia cartoon since I have not done a Friday Funny for awhile

1st a FUN music video with an important message, then comments from Google’s CEO from the recent SES show opposing the pending legislation..

What do online advertisers and crack users have in common? Both are locked in a disastrous end game, a downward spiral leading to certain doom. I admit I’m an addict.

Most affiliates are their own boss because they hate working for someone else. Since I haven’t done a Friday Funny for awhile I thought I would revive a cartoon I did a year ago.

The Summit after party videos ROCK and made me almost feel like I was there. These people were not just partying, they were bonding - big time!

Here are a few of the points I got a chuckle from as I read this blog, swapping the word affiliates in place of entrepreneurs.

Who’s the funniest man in Affiliate Marketing? Read some of the hilarious quotes below and try to guess.

Rumors running rampant… Jeff Molander… 180 Solutions Shuts down… new tell-all affiliate book… lets you peek under his kimono… Google secrets…

So instead of selling pixels, lets spice it up and sell body parts! See the pic.

You’ve heard of the 95/5 rule of affiliate marketing right? 5% of affiliates make 95% of the sales. Well here is an in-depth study of what one company did to make that number grow to an amazing 50%.

Friday Funnies - This commercial skit from Saturday Nite Live cracked me up. It illustrates how terribly wrong branding can go if you miss out on getting the right domain for your company. Buckle up and get ready to laugh out loud!

The Internet is for education - NO it’s for making money - NO it’s for porn! What a riot. Sit back, turn up your speakers, get ready to rock then hit play!

With all the talk about Google World Domination after the news about the new Google PC, Google Video Store and yesterdays story about a new Google online book store… well you just need to see the pics to understand

I hate those funky ebook type affiliate sales pages with a passion. But you know what? They convert like crazy! If you take some of these tips and apply them to high integrity affiliate sales pages, you could end up increasing

Happy ThanksGiving everyone. Worried about “surviving” this holiday? Concerned you will burst from too much food or afraid you will punch out the inlaws again this year? You don’t have ANYTHING to be worried about unless you are a turkey!

Friday Funnies! Double check those domain names before you buy them! And NEVER EVER allow yourself to go domain hunting when you are drunk. Get ready for a BIG laugh break! Relax it’s Friday!

This cartoon is pretty funny! It’s from my friends over at the Digital Moses newsletter. I write weekly affiliate tips for them and just got the latest newsletter today which includes their new cartoon series. The cartoon is more from the “CPA Offer - Email Spam” side of the affiliate

Liquid Trust Spray - a real product and they have an affiliate program too! Who do you know that could use some? I know some “trusted 3rd parties” that could use a big squirt right about…

I’ve been thinking about doing an “Affiliate Shrink” cartoon series for awhile now. Had a creative streak and whipped up a quick Google cartoon. So does this SUCK or do you want more? Vote in the 5 Star Forums.

In previous 5 Star Friday Funny Blogs, I have featured hilarious Google cartoons, marketing jokes, parodies and more. This is the 1st time I have featured an Affiliate Rapper. After watching the news about Katrina and see the sickening violence and devastation that is happening in New Orleans, I almost hate…

Who Else Wants To Be A Successful, Sought After, Internet Marketing Pimp? We all love those “Get Rich Quick” ebook sites with the LONG sales copy - right? Well here’s a bunch of parody sites that make fun of some of the top “Internet marketing gurus”