It’s Friday, so play along with me OK? This will be REALLY fun! Who’s the funniest man in Affiliate Marketing? You probably don’t know him and have never even heard of him unless you read a certain blog religiously. Review some of the hilarious quotes below and try to guess. DO NOT click the links or even mouse over them until you have read the whole blog. Then try to guess and let me know (in the comments) if you can REALLY guess without cheating.

On AMs and the Power of Rejecting Affiliates “While this task is riveting and exciting, sometimes, not always, people get hurt in process. Often times when an AM hits the “reject” button, the fafiliate will reply to the rejection email. Most common responses:

1) Why u knot ecept my shite? Does yo hating m,e???

2) Fine. Guess what? My site, www.insertanythinghere aslongasitsverylong andinnoway relatedto onlinehshopping.com, attracts over 5 MILLION unique visitors every day. Also, my users are loaded and spend over a BILLION dollars in online shopping every month. Looks like I/We will just work with your competitors. HAHA.

3) You Suck!” (Link to full story - DONT peak yet!!!)

Riddle: what am I? A few of the Hints: 1. Andrew Sullivan has an old one. 2. Tom Green has done some crazy things with his. 3. Men spend a lot of alone time playing with theirs. 4. Chuck Norris has a tiny one. 5. This may sound mean, BUT, Rosie O’Donnell even has one. (Link DONT peak yet! I said NO mouse-overs you big cheater!)

My Gap Shoe Fetish; The Trilogy “Now that we’re on the topic; this would be an orgasmic way for Gap Inc. to make mo-dough while infusing their brand with a spoonful of getting jiggy-with-it. Basically, they can still sell clothing while simultaneously monetizing their assets by renting out the changing rooms for peep shows. You likes?” (No link for you - YOU CHEAT!)

Today he writes:”Please bare with me. I did not use the wrong “bare”. My wish is for you to read this blog post in your birthday suit. Not kidding. If you’re reading this in your office, don’t wimp out on me. Take it all off. Now. I have all day. I’m waiting. OK. That’s a start. Yes, that too. You can leave your socks on if it’s a bit chilly. Ahhh. You’re looking great. Happy birthday & nice outfit. Where’d you buy it? At Sex-Fifth Avenue?” (Link to full story - DO NOT peak - aren’t you listening to me???)

Who is it???

You may never have heard of him before unless you’ve read his blog.

He worked for a large online retailer, that is until today, now he’s unemployed.

He’s an unsuccessful and ugly entrepreneur residing in Montreal. His parents are really starting to nag him about marriage. ( I would never say such a thing. He said this about himself at Goyami

He even has a funny name.

Who is it? Can you guess? If you guessed before peeking then tell us about it in comments. If I stumped you or you guessed wrong you can still comment and tell us how wrong you were. I have never met this guy and never even talked to him before. I’m just a silent laughing fan.

And the winner of My 5 Star ROTFLMAO Affiliate Marketing Humor Award Goes To…
Click here to meet him.

BTW I have no idea if he’s a good affiliate manager but he just quit his job and is available. If you want someone that knows how to push the reject button and crack everyone up in the office - give him a call - He’s FREE!