In previous 5 Star Friday Funny Blogs, I have featured hilarious Google cartoons, marketing jokes, parodies and more. This is the 1st time I have featured an Affiliate Rapper. After watching the news about Katrina and see the sickening violence and devastation that’s happening in New Orleans, I almost hate to post this funny. It’s so depressing… But I hope to attract readers that will notice my previous call to help by donating ad space to the Red Cross.

The words of this rap are a little hard to understand, so I’ve condensed some of the best lyrics. Click here to listen to the “New Internet Marketers Song” Here is an excerpt of some of the best:

We embark on a journey underachieving and learning a new method to make connections… I hope ya’ll is earning… a buck or two, it be the marketing crew, step inside my office we got that jobby to do.

Let me thank Ed Dale, Heart like a Whale Underachieving his Mastery is a what I can tell
And then there’s Lynn Terry, Self Starten the merry Offering tips So sweet like a Berry.

I’m having a ball on that conference call - Yanik Sivler’s tongue orates them goodies yall
And don’t miss the famous Mike Merz erasen them frustrations with the newbie curves.
Writing them verbs, John Carlton curbs crappy click thru’s cuz the words are superb…

It’s that Internet Marketing Song, Come along,
Everybody makes a sale, ring the bell, bang the gong

So I created the ploy to learn from Envoy Site Buildin it was a heck of a joy -
but I was missing something, I needed the remedy…
how to corp with Michael Green now I understand how to fulfill my dreams
Turn ideas into dollars, Andre hear me hollar. Made me commision on dog flea collars.
Stumblen around, bumpen into money Key my success has been strictly rock the funny

It’s that Internet Marketing Song, Come along,
Everybody makes a sale, ring the bell, bang the gong
It’s the Internet Marketing Song, Come along,
Selling from Portland Oregon all the way to Hong Kong
It be the Internet Marketing Song, Come along,
Everybody chips in, it’s a place we all belong.

Jason Moffatt - the Affiliate Rapper says: I’m gonna become the “Rapping Affiliate”….I was thinking of making a little jingle for every product I promote as a affiliate…..Boy that’s gonna be a lot of songs.” Listen, then go to his site to see the other cool stuff Jason has to offer.

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